How did I celebrate Earth Day? Well, I went outside, and played God on weeds and pests in my garden.
It was me who decided what lived or died on my patch of Earth. Like a fledgling demi-goddess, given dominion and full power,
I went insane on some mad, genocidal crabgrass kill-fest.
I lectured both my cats while we were outside about not eating birds, and told them they are the groundhog and mouse crew.
I showed clemency to the weeds the bees seem to like, they were pretty anyway. And I like bees in my garden. They can stay too.
I felt empowered, as I raped Gaia with my weed digging implements…she resigned herself to it, I think she even liked it. I gave her a good pat with a shovel, after filling her holes with either dirt…or a new plant for her to nurture for me. I also filled her full of seed. That dirty slut took it all.
So all in all, I think I can say I spent my day making the Earth my little bitch. My little, slutty, organic, bitch.